I’d rather be a dick than a swallower.

punkbread:

*takes a hit of weed* *immediately replaces entire closet with bob marley merchandise*

Anonymous asked
would you rather be a pro musician or a pro gamer?

Easily musician.

rodneykong:

gotta reblog that crazy sex gif to let all my followers know i would do that sex act while doing the sex

Anonymous asked
Do you wear condoms when getting a bj?

Never, that defeats the purpose.

I mean, I know I can play with friends, but I’d rather play with complete strangers.

First pick?! Support please!!!

I know we made a pact to never ward….but what if….we did?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cW_cdIsfy0

Eating asian pussy all I need is sweet and sour sauce.